you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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