Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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