Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
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I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
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I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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