I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
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please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
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Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.