Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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