dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
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It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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