it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
time to smoke my breakfast
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
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