That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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