One girl and one boy is just not enough.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Every concussion has its silver lining
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Randomize
