let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
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are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
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That accounts for only three of the penises
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
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