a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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