Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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