I can't watch pbs sober anymore
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
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if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
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Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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