I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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