What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
i think i have two assholes
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
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