Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
honey bunches of taint.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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