Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
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being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
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Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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