ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
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The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
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i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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