this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
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You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
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An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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