You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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