i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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