Christians are straight up FREAKS
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
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