I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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