how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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