On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
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Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
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I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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