talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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