ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
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Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
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You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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