a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
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I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
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Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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