Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
ugly people sure do ruin things
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
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No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
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brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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