what day is it and did you see me today?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
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She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
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He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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