Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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