maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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