Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
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I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
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Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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