Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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