so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
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Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
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My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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