no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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