Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
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You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
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you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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