i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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