i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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