I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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