If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
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My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
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The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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