she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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