i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
its not stalking. its research.
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I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
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Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
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You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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