Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
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