nut hugger
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
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noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
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well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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