I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
