But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
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We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
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Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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