Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
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Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
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I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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