im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
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If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
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Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.