just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
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We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
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Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.