I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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