i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Randomize
