i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Randomize
