you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
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Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
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literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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