U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
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What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
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It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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