i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
