there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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