I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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