So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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