at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
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She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
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Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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