Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
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Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
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A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
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